Hi.

Hi there. Welcome to my blog, which may or may not pique your interest. Sit down, grab a glass of lemonade. Would you like a cookie?

That's unfortunate. The only sort of cookies I have are web-oriented.

So, this blog is just going to serve as an outlet of sorts... for things I find pertinent, or impertinent. Luck of the draw.

Well, my dear non-existent readers, the path that lies in front of us is as rocky and undetermined as the Oregon Trail (for the Apple II). I, your fearless Greenhorn leader may lead you astray. I may die of dysentery. You may fall off the wagon due to low morale. We might lose a few oxen when we try fording that river... but you know what? This metaphor has gone on for far too long and what I'm really trying to say is... I'm not really sure what I'm trying to say.

Get used to it.